WARNING

Kaboom! Online v4.0 is a violent journey into the nether-regions of stupidity and off-beat humour. If you have one or more of the following, we suggest you turn back now.

WE ADVISE THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTER KABOOM! ONLINE IF YOU:

- Are under 20cm in height
- Are under 3 years old or over 99 years old
- Have heart problems (pacemaker, cardiac arrest)
- Have a family history of nervous breakdowns
- Have a browser not capable of handling frames
- Have a screen resolution lower than 640X480
- Have a colour resolution of less than 24-bit colour
- Like to eat the peanuts they sell at circuses
OR
- Like to watch Teletubbies (we know who you are)

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
(Our insurance plan won't cover you)

Kaboom! Online� is a product of Kaboom! Interactive, which is a division of the Tyoci Entertainment Network [TEN]. All Text & Graphics are � TEN. 1999� In a nutshell, Kaboom! Online is a storage area for assorted junk that just refuses to fit anywhere else on the net. By the Australian Classification Board, Kaboom! Online now carries a rating of (MA15+) for low forms of humour, abnormal behavior and extreme stupidity. Not that we won't still allow people under 15 in, of course.